ΝΟΜΟΙ ΤΟΥ MERPHY

-If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
-Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
-That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell, ... and several of his friends, ... the very next week.
-That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell, ... and several of his friends, ... the very next week.
-If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
-The one item (batteries, film, and ect.) you need is always in short supply
-It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.
-The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.
-Mother nature is a bitch
-The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.
-The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
-The worst political candidate will become President